Dear Homer, next time you spit your gum out and it lands six inches from my feet, I will assume you were spitting at me. Dear Gas pump at gas station in Galveston, you shut off on me 13,486 times in my futile attempt to get gas, I am no to proud to drive across the street to the Valero. Dear fountain drink machine at hospital cafeteria, YOUR THING THAT MAKES BUBBLES IS MESSED UP, grossgrossgross. Dear Alisa, the plan all along was to read the a chapter in the bible about four evenings a week, therefore thanks for making me feel like a complete heathen by asking, “are we going to read the bible tonight.” Dear Travis Hill, buy some stupid equipment so the civil department has work….what a tightwad. Dear heather, I have driven with Homer Tijerina, many domino’s delivery drivers, many McEntire males, you scare me worst than anyone…..period. Dear Freeport Code Enforcement Officer, the fence is not on my neighbors property, get your eyes checked. Dear Rebekah Grisel (it sounds weird to say that to me) are you seriously going to make our lives miserable for the next two weeks, I just want to know. Dear new years resolutions….ya’ll are mean. Dear New York Giants, thank you for beating the San Francisco 49ers, I am so glad I do not have to listen to Homer gloat for two more weeks. Dear new york giants, thank you for doing so well in the playoff’s you are making the cowboys look better and better every week….to me anyhow. Dear yard, I know you still need mowed, I haven’t got a letter from the city yet, so it can’t be THAT bad. Dear Heather, YOU TOLD ME YOU BOUGHT EXTRA CHEESE FOR ME!!!!
Monday Musings….
Posted on January 23, 2012
Posted in: Uncategorized
Caleb McEntire
Finishing My Course 
MOM
January 23, 2012
Dear Caleb, make sure your suit matches your tie and shirt before you come to church, and when are you going to get the front part of your car fixed so it doesn’t look like Frankenstein? Dear Caleb, you know you like Galveston and the Blue Water Highway, and you know cheese is hard on your cholesterol numbers. Have you forgotten who you are and where you came from? Dear Heather, your driving scares me, too. Lydia’s trips with you are evidently preparing her for something really big later on in her life. Dear tub #1 in Caleb’s bathroom, if you weren’t such a dinosaur, you’d be in my back yard today. Dear Alisa, don’t remind your dad of things like that. It’s never a good idea. Just keep asking for snacks like any other normal 3 year old would do. Love Mom.
Finishing My Course
January 23, 2012
It was a black suit, white shirt and purple tie….what are you talking about….my car has character thank you very much. I never go down blue water highway….bathtub number one is GONE. actually i hope she does…
James C McEntire Jr
January 23, 2012
Dear Alisa, keep the pressure up š
Sara Gordon
January 24, 2012
Dear Caleb,
Thanks for the warning about your wife.
Dear Mom,
His outfit sounds fine to me.
Dear Dad,
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Kim McBroom
January 24, 2012
Dear Entire McEntire Clan,You are a hoot.
Dear Caleb, I have ridden with YOU before and had to take myself to a “happy place” in my thoughts.
Dear Alisa, ask for Bible AND snacks.
Dear Heather, just be careful, ok? TX roads are scary!
Dear tiny Rebekah Grisel, don’t you worry one bit ’bout that daddy grouching…his bark is bigger than his bite.
Dear Hannah, why didn’t YOU get mentioned….
Finishing My Course
January 25, 2012
If I remember correctly your happy place involved telling me quite plainly that I was a bad driver….what kinda happy place is mean to other people. š
Finishing My Course
January 25, 2012
Oh and by the way, just cause I don’t do a lot of biting….don’t mean it aint bad when I do
heather
January 24, 2012
dear MOM, thank you for being the one person who pointed out caleb’s insane driving. i get picked on too much.
Finishing My Course
January 25, 2012
Other people’s lack of driving skills is No excuse for your own….on just sayin
Rebekah L.
January 24, 2012
Dear Caleb, I’m just commenting on here so you’ll feel the need to reciprocate on my blog. I’m waiting.
P.S. Heather is the world’s scariest driver. And don’t ever try to follow her in another car. She will swerve around semi’s and run through yellow-red lights and not even notice that the person behind her isn’t even in the same state anymore.
Finishing My Course
January 25, 2012
If I just reply to this comment do I still have to comment on your blog?